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Title: Microsoft and the Pentagon are quietly hijacking U.S. elections
Post by: YoNews on Jun 14, 2019    06:48:05 PM
Microsoft and the Pentagon are quietly hijacking U.S. elections

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Good news, folks! We have found the answer to the American election system! Why do we need an answer? Well, our election system is ... how do you say ... a festering rancid corrupt needlessly complex rigged rotten infected putrid pus-covered diseased dog pile of stinking, dying cockroach-filled rat shit smelling like Mitch McConnell under a vat of pig farts. And that's a quote from The Lancet medical journal (I think). But have no fear: The most trustworthy of corporations recently announced it is going to selflessly and patriotically secure our elections. It's a small company run by vegans and powered by love. It goes by the name "Microsoft." (You're forgiven for never having heard of it.) The recent headlines were grandiose and thrilling: "Microsoft offers software tools to secure elections." "Microsoft aims to modernize and secure voting with ElectionGuard."
Source: Microsoft and the Pentagon are quietly hijacking U.S. elections (https://www.sott.net/article/415006-Microsoft-and-the-Pentagon-are-quietly-hijacking-US-elections)