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Posted by: YoNews
« on: Jun 14, 2019    06:48:05 PM »

Microsoft and the Pentagon are quietly hijacking U.S. elections


Good news, folks! We have found the answer to the American election system! Why do we need an answer? Well, our election system is ... how do you say ... a festering rancid corrupt needlessly complex rigged rotten infected putrid pus-covered diseased dog pile of stinking, dying cockroach-filled rat shit smelling like Mitch McConnell under a vat of pig farts. And that's a quote from The Lancet medical journal (I think). But have no fear: The most trustworthy of corporations recently announced it is going to selflessly and patriotically secure our elections. It's a small company run by vegans and powered by love. It goes by the name "Microsoft." (You're forgiven for never having heard of it.) The recent headlines were grandiose and thrilling: "Microsoft offers software tools to secure elections." "Microsoft aims to modernize and secure voting with ElectionGuard."
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