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 Question for the men.       39 posts
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  •           Sadie          Jun 25, 2005 #1
       If you had to chose, would you rather be with a woman who has a great body but her face is less thatn attractive,even with makeup. In fact rather homely.
     Or, a woman with a beautiful face, but a body that is less than perfect. In fact rather dumpy.
     Let's say both are intelligent and have a great personality.
     
     Just wandering.
     
     Be honest.
     
     I guess the same question can be asked of the ladies
                 Herb     
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      Creepy as HellCreepy as Hell       Jun 25, 2005 #2
       # 2 but with a great personality too and can she be rich?       Share                 luna          Jun 25, 2005 #3
       Very, very rich Herbs. Only now she has a penis!            Herb     
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      Creepy as HellCreepy as Hell       Jun 25, 2005 #4
       
    luna,Jun 25 2005 wrote: Very, very rich Herbs. Only now she has a penis!
    Like this? They ascare me!!!
      :(       Share                Dr. Who?     
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      Could be lostCould be lost       Jun 25, 2005 #5
       body has to be great.........once ya throw the bag over thier heads they all lok the same anyway.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     <running 4 my life> :rof:   Life is good........right up untill somebody screws it up on you.     Share                 Pioneer Queen          Jun 25, 2005 #6
       Well I can tell you Mr PQ prefers Reubenesque women......with long hair.....while I am not Reubenesque, I have a little belly which he seems to like.
     
     He says the mind is the most important thing.....and long hair.
     
     I'll never have the boobs or the long hair he would like...or me for that matter, hahaha....but we laugh and joke and tease and have sex and we LIKE each other, we enjoy the other's company......its all on the inside really.             Sadie          Jun 25, 2005 #7
       
    Dr. Who?,Jun 25 2005 wrote: body has to be great.........once ya throw the bag over thier heads they all lok the same anyway.
     
     
     <running 4 my life>
    :rofl: Ahhh, the bag, of course, I guess it would make sense.
     You wouldn't want a woman that have to have a body bag.
     Unless you cut holes in it first. :P             Pioneer Queen          Jun 25, 2005 #8
       Well we can use Mr PQs saying here......What do pinball, BBQ and sex have in common? even bad is better than none!! :rof:
     
                 Ultraman     
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      Could be lostCould be lost       Jun 25, 2005 #9
       
    Sadie,Jun 25 2005 wrote:
    Dr. Who?,Jun 25 2005 wrote: body has to be great.........once ya throw the bag over thier heads they all lok the same anyway.
     
     
     <running 4 my life> 
    :rofl: Ahhh, the bag, of course, I guess it would make sense.
     You wouldn't want a woman that have to have a body bag.
     Unless you cut holes in it first. :P
     
     Bags are not nesscessary, as long as there is love., and the lights are out!
     
     :rof:
     
     
        Who Sold You This Thing ?     Share                Just Curious     
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      On the watch listOn the watch list       Jun 25, 2005 #10
       Well im not a man,but i will give some to this,im not beautiful and i don`t have a nice body,but it does seem like ugly women with the nice bodies do get the guys.I guess if the guys just want sex that`s what they look for,the nice body.Well im depressed now. :cry:   mmmm yeah!     Share                 Pioneer Queen          Jun 25, 2005 #11
       Well, now this begs the question.......for the women....would you rather, just for pure sex sake.....screw someone who looks like Brad Pitt but with a "normal" size member or someone who is less attractive but has an 8 inch FLACCID schlong....knowing how big it'll be hard......
     
                 Just Curious     
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      On the watch listOn the watch list       Jun 25, 2005 #12
       I never thought Brad Pitt was that good looking,i guess it`s a matter of taste.   mmmm yeah!     Share                 Pioneer Queen          Jun 25, 2005 #13
       
    Just Curious,Jun 26 2005 wrote: Well im not a man,but i will give some to this,im not beautiful and i don`t have a nice body,but it does seem like ugly women with the nice bodies do get the guys.I guess if the guys just want sex that`s what they look for,the nice body.Well im depressed now.
    :cry: Oh Curious....honey, I am with ya...I have a boys body....wide shoulders, thick waist and slim hips.....little tummy pooch....even when I weighed 110 I had a pooch.....I want bigger boobs.....I want an hourglass shape.....none of us are perfect. What things make Mr PQ adorable to me no one else sees but that what love is.......its who he IS and who I AM that makes it work.             luna          Jun 25, 2005 #14
       I like smart Men. They can't be clingy. They MUST have a life!
     
     That's about it really.
     
     I was attracted to Borderline personalities with large dicks for ages before I learned to change the application questions on my romance and FB screening tool.
     
     short screening tool:
     
     1. Have you ever been convicted of commiting a Felony? What, and are you on
     the Lam?
     
     2. Do you have a sexually transmitted illness? What and are have you been
     treated?
     
     3. Are you gainfully employed? Have an income? Just asking if you are
     independent.
     
     4. Do you have some form of Mental illness? If yes, are you on meds?
     
     5. Do you have someplace to go when you leave here?
     
     
     Now the applicants don't pass muster unless they are somewhat mentally healthy, or at least are stable enough to fool me long term.
     
     
     
     Oh Yeah,
     
     'Are you Gay or Bi ?' quiz for Guys and Gals:
     
     
     
     
     The Questions to ask potentional Boyfriends:
     
     1. What two words would you use to come up with a new name for white paint?
     2. Who was your favourite Golden Girl?
     3. Have you ever used another word to describe a shirt?
     4. What are Manola Blahniks?
     5. Have you ever shaved an area of your body below your neck?
     6. Do you know a woman who owns a potter's wheel?
     7. What's your favourite movie?
     
     When listening to the guys give answers to these questions it wasn't too hard to figure out who was gay , and who was straight. Straight men don’t say “top,” don’t know who the Golden Girls are, and would not admit to having shaved below their neck unless undergoing torture.
     
     What could we ask the women that would be helpful for the gents out there?
     
     The Questions to ask the Gals - and the Answer Key
     
     Q - How many items of plaid clothing do you own?
     A - Any more than three, and if they aren't underpants, or pjs, are strongly indicative of same sex orientation.
     Q - Explain "off-side" in terms anyone can understand. Can you recognize it when it's happening?
     A - This one is tricky, because there are some sports' loving gals out there, but, by in large, if you understand off-side and can both explain AND recognize it, you're not into riding the bologna pony.
     Q - Do you REALLY like Catherine Zeta-Jones?
     A - Duh.
     Q - Would you serve it up for any one of the following men: Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Sean Connery, Jude Law, Denzel Washington, Bradley Whitford (personal favourite), Benjamin Bratt, Prince William, Lenny Kravitz, or Harrison Ford?
     A - If there isn't one person on that list you'd shag rotten, well, then....
     Q - What kind of car do you drive?
     A - If the answer contains too many specifics about design or function you are likely gay.
     Q - Do you prefer having sex with women more than men?
     A - The answer to this question could be particularly revealing.
     Q - Have you ever made out with another girl in a bar for any other reason than to attract the notice of horny post-pubescent men?
     A - Shockingly, a highly successful way to instigate a booty call. Though who could vouch for the quality of transaction with whatever it is you'd pick up?
     Q - How many pairs of shoes do you own? How many of them are either work boots or cross trainers?
     A - If ALL of a woman’s shoes are athletic, you have to wonder. If all of the shoes are steel-toed, well…
                 drummagick     
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      Straight Jacket TimeStraight Jacket Time       Jun 25, 2005 #15
       
    Pioneer Queen,Jun 25 2005 wrote: Well, now this begs the question.......for the women....would you rather, just for pure sex sake.....screw someone who looks like Brad Pitt but with a "normal" size member or someone who is less attractive but has an 8 inch FLACCID schlong....knowing how big it'll be hard......
    I swear to God, PQ, you have a one track mind!!!!
     
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      Could be lostCould be lost       Jun 25, 2005 #16
       Where is the choice for cute face, killer bod?
     
     Them girls do exist, ya know.
     
     And they grow up to be real hot mamas!
     
     :rof:   Paranoid in Los Angeles     Share                 Pioneer Queen          Jun 25, 2005 #17
       DRUM!!!! I only voice the obvious!! :rof: :rof: :rof:
     
     Someone has to........sigh...its a burden, but I do it.........and that's why Mr PQ and I have a fun sex life.....he's "normal", but our rubber friend isn't and Mr PQ is more than happy to "help me out" at those times......like he says, he gets laid and a live sex show at the same time!!!
     
     Hey I'm 49....I gotta get it while I can!!            Ultraman     
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      Could be lostCould be lost       Jun 25, 2005 #18
       
    Just Curious,Jun 25 2005 wrote: Well im not a man,but i will give some to this,im not beautiful and i don`t have a nice body,but it does seem like ugly women with the nice bodies do get the guys.I guess if the guys just want sex that`s what they look for,the nice body.Well im depressed now.
    :cry:
     
     Don't be depressed JC. Its just your modesty, babycakes.
     
     :bunch:   Who Sold You This Thing ?     Share                 Sadie          Jun 25, 2005 #19
       I was attracted to Borderline personalities with large dicks for ages before I learned to change the application questions on my romance and FB screening tool>>>>>>>
     
     :roar:
     
     
     Borderline personalities with large dicks?
     
     Hey, that describes most of the men I have been involved with
     or married to. :rof:            Ultraman     
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      Could be lostCould be lost       Jun 25, 2005 #20
       
     
     It's those large dicks. The energy to run em has to come from somewhere. Sometimes its the personality that gets drained till it resembles a dirt road. Its not all fun and games with Mr. Happy ya know.
     
     
     
     :unsure:   Who Sold You This Thing ?     Share                 Sadie          Jun 25, 2005 #21
       
    Ultraman,Jun 25 2005 wrote: It's those large dicks. The energy to run em has to come from somewhere. Sometimes its the personality that gets drained till it resembles a dirt road. Its not all fun and games with Mr. Happy ya know.
     
     
     
    :unsure: :o
     
     
     
     :unsure:
     
     
     
     
     :rofl: :rofl:             Pioneer Queen          Jun 25, 2005 #22
       Hey, the first time I heard it referred to as Mister Happpy was from a man who stabbed wife umpteen times and was talking about his hed meds..........let find another phrase.....            Ultraman     
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      Could be lostCould be lost       Jun 25, 2005 #23
       
    Pioneer Queen,Jun 25 2005 wrote: Hey, the first time I heard it referred to as Mister Happpy was from a man who stabbed wife umpteen times and was talking about his hed meds..........let find another phrase.....

     
     Understood PQ
     
     You're a sexy lady. I think you should picka new one for me. :innoc:   Who Sold You This Thing ?     Share                 Sadie          Jun 25, 2005 #24
       
    Ultraman,Jun 25 2005 wrote:
    Pioneer Queen,Jun 25 2005 wrote: Hey, the first time I heard it referred to as Mister Happpy was from a man who stabbed wife umpteen times and was talking about his hed meds..........let find another phrase.....

     Understood PQ
     
     You're a sexy lady. I think you should picka new one for me. :innoc:
    :snax:            Sadie     
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      Creepy as HellCreepy as Hell       Jun 25, 2005 #25
       
    Sadie,Jun 25 2005 wrote: If you had to chose, would you rather be with a woman who has a great body but her face is less thatn attractive,even with makeup. In fact rather homely.
     Or, a woman with a beautiful face, but a body that is less than perfect. In fact rather dumpy.
     Let's say both are intelligent and have a great personality.
     
     Just wandering.
     
     Be honest.
     
     I guess the same question can be asked of the ladies
    Whichever was still alone at closing time.....
     
     
     Actualy, it makes no difference to me. I really am not all caught up in appearances. They are just a fringe benefit that comes with the soul of the woman.   
     
         Like     Dislike      Share                 Pioneer Queen          Jun 25, 2005 #26
       
    Sadie,Jun 26 2005 wrote:
    Ultraman,Jun 25 2005 wrote:
    Pioneer Queen,Jun 25 2005 wrote: Hey, the first time I heard it referred to as Mister Happpy was from a man who stabbed wife umpteen times and was talking about his hed meds..........let find another phrase.....

     Understood PQ
     
     You're a sexy lady. I think you should picka new one for me. :innoc:
    :snax:
    Oh great!!! L:ay this on ME woulda!!! In YOUR case, I would suggest "The Big Guy".....or TBG......LOLOL :cheer: :cheer: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle:            Bug     
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      On the watch listOn the watch list       Jun 26, 2005 #27
       Okay, originally this thread was for the men, but it didn't work out that way, obviously, so here I am, just reading it for the first time, and by the end of it, I am it TEARS laughing so hard! :rof:
     
     luna, your screening post! Ohmigod!!!!! :clap: :rofl:
     
     
     PQ!!! I'm turning so red!!! LOTS of information there, girlfren!!
     
     Ultraman! :pink:
     
     Go: ~melt~!
     
     
     
     As for me? It's a combination, but the soul and the personality are the most important, and all that's truly needed. The rest takes care of itself.        Share                 luna          Jun 26, 2005 #28
       The Big Guy! Good one PQ!
     
     Hey Ultra,
     
     Just as long as you can step up to the plate a batter up!
     
     That's important!             SouthernGrace          Jun 26, 2005 #29
       And here I sit thinking I have to use this :innoc: guy all the time.
     
     You people are nuts and I LOVE Y'ALL!!!! :rofl:             Pioneer Queen          Jun 26, 2005 #30
       We women ALWAYS take over at this place!! We can't help it, we're made that way........             Sadie          Jun 26, 2005 #31
       
    Pioneer Queen,Jun 26 2005 wrote: We women ALWAYS take over at this place!! We can't help it, we're made that way........
    Yes, the essense of estrogen is a little strong sometimes.
     
     We want more testosterone!!
     
     :wag:            DNA     
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      Learning to chatLearning to chat       Jun 27, 2005 #32
       
    wrote:and would not admit to having shaved below their neck unless undergoing torture.
    That's just not true! :rof:   [size=50%]Considered armed and dangerous![/size][/b]     Share                Absolutely Fab     
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      On the watch listOn the watch list       Jun 27, 2005 #33
       luna... if that list is true i think one of the guys i dated was gay :unsure:    Fools in lust can never get enough love...
     
          Share                 luna          Jun 27, 2005 #34
       We have all been there at least once, and yes that list is tried and true!             Copperhead          Jun 28, 2005 #35
       Good Goddess. What a topic.
     
     I've been told by men that being able to talk to a woman in the morning is what makes or breaks a long term relationship. Beauty is about today but they will spend far more of their lives talking then having sex.
     
     I have to agree. I like intellegent men with a great sense of humor. Making me laugh is a must. What the man is sporting under his beltline is of less interest than knowing how to use it.
     
     And why do people think that Brat Pitt is so hot? Ick..
     
                  Pioneer Queen          Jun 28, 2005 #36
       Copper...agreed.....I would take someone like Sam Elliot or Hugh Jackman over Brad Pitt........when I met Mr PQ I told the universe I wanted someone with a great sense of humor, high intelligence and loyalty....I debated over the humor being listed before intelligence but I thought if you are intelligent, you will have some sense of humor.......we're going on 15 + years now.  https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/chat_brat_anonymous/question-for-the-men-t1037.html

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Re: Question for the men. - Chat Brat Anonymous
« Reply #1 on: Apr 27, 2019    10:51:31 PM »
 Question for the men.       39 posts 
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               luna          Jun 28, 2005 #37
       Amen Copper and PQ!            Richard Stanz     
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      Could be lostCould be lost       Jun 28, 2005 #38
       If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
     Never make a pretty woman your wife.
     Now, from my personal point of view,
     Get an ugly girl to marry you.
     
     Quick, Brats, for twenty-five points.... WHO SANG THAT?   "And to the republic........."!     Share                 luna          Jun 28, 2005 #39
       
     
     Joe Dolce Lyrics:
     
     
     If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
     Never make a pretty woman you wife.
     So for my personal point of view
     Get another girl to marry you.
     Prrretty woman with the pretty face
     Tracks attention in every place
     
     When she walks she makes the men all moon
     Pretty soon
     pretty soon you're alone.
     If you want to be happy . . .
     Course a big fat woman keeps you warm at home
     Lots of meat shaking on the bone.
     When she throws the big leg on you
     AII night long makes a dream come true.
     If you want to be happy . . .
     Reggae italian . . . big piano solo . . . not bad he . . .
     Next time try two fingers . . . accordion quick . . .
     Ah
     that's my kind of music . . . clap the hands . . . it's alright . . .
     Ok . . . clap the hands everybody . . . little bit of italian applause . . .
     If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
     Don't make a fancy woman your wife
     If you want to be happy . . .
     Course a fancy woman got a fancy taste -
     She spends all the day fixing up her face.
     Why she got to use so much of powder and paste
     When she kisses you it's a funny taste.
     If you want to be happy . . .
     If you want to be happy . . .
     If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
     Never make a pretty woman your wife.
     So for Giuseppe's personal point of view
     Get another girl to marry you.
     Ah
     it makes me feel so good.
     

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