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Finishing touches put on new breed of cat

Finishing touches put on new breed of cat

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HELL – Satan announced Friday he is putting the finishing touches on a new breed of house cat. Forged in the dark fires of Satan’s spawning pits, the newly developed feline breed will wait even longer to decide if it wants to come inside or stay outside your door, scratch you even more painfully, and act even more aloof. Researchers didn’t think these developments were possible, but drawing on the dark arts, Satan was able to pack the new model with over 100 new evil features.
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